Albert Schweitzer

Things DO NOT HAPPEN FOR A REASON (unless you are playing a board game that is, and that’s usually because you didn’t roll good dice — however, no more board gaming, it’s time for some serious kitsch).

Albert only advances if you VOTE for this awesome stuff that can only be found courtesy of Google.  In order to be like Albert, you need to pray like Albert and that includes praying for animals too.

To be like Albert, you need to Quest for Jesus. If you aren’t sure where to start, you can play a real life quest game in the “Life of Christ” (I know you said no more board games, but I couldn’t resist).

Also, it wouldn’t be fair to expand your depth of faith without also trying to look like Albert.  You can get your Albert Schweitzer moustache here.

To be like Albert, you also need to like cats (and dogs — I’m not going to lose this vote over a cat vs. dog fight) and drink coffee.

To be like Albert, you should also dress like Albert, while you spend Albert money on the poor.

And while you are dressed like Albert and look like Albert and pray like Albert, you should care for the world like Albert, because the most important gift Albert left the world was love. He knew that if you sprinkled that care, compassion, intentional faith, walking in service to others in dark and ugly places, that’s where you will find true happiness…and consequently, where you find God as well.

— by Anna Fitch Courie via lentmadness.org