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Joseph of Arimathea
It must’ve been tough being Joseph of Arimathea. A lifetime of explaining that “No, I’m not that Joseph… and no, I haven’t got a coat of many colours.”
No wonder, perhaps, that according to legend he came all the way to Glastonbury. That’s why you can get this 
Joseph of Arimathea Window Transfer, taken from a window in St John’s Church, Glastonbury.
Just think, if he hadn’t made that long and no doubt perilous journey we wouldn’t have had this purchasing opportunity.
He must have made that long and no doubt perilous journey once more (but in reverse) to return, because you can also buy 
2 Rock Stones from Jerusalem From The Tomb of St. Joseph of Arimathea. Whether that picture on the right shows the tombs or the holes left after removing said stones for sale is not made clear.
Sadly no links can be found from which one may purchase The Holy Grail… except for this one, and this one. You’ve come this far, you may as well buy some beer to go in it.
Rita
What better way to venerate your saint of choice than to stare at their (mass produced) visage?
You could get this wooden statue of St Rita in a niche (not sure about their definition of “life size” – Rita doesn’t seem to be recorded as having been particularly short of stature, unlike her statue), or how about this Vintage French Plaster Religious Statue Of St Rita.
For a more intimate experience imagine tiling your entire bathroom with Rita, using these 
Ceramic Tiles.
These are of course but diversions. A far better use for your money would be to donate to organisations that help women who are in a plight similar to Rita’s, such as Women’s Aid or Refuge.
There’s a whole list of support organisations here.
